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Food Fight Challenge

on March 3, 2014

Food Fight 2014In honor of National Read Aloud Day, I’m participating in Marcie Colleen’s Food Fight Challenge. I start the story, then you continue it by leaving a comment. You MUST throw food and you MUST use onomatopoeia (splat, squish, bonk). Here is the link to other stories: Food Fight.

Duncan Feeds the Animals

Duncan never knew that animal shelter meant all animals were welcome. He thought that, as a monkey, he had to live with his original owner or in a zoo. But, as a well-behaved, young, and healthy monkey, he ended up in a cage at the shelter.

His very first night at the shelter, he figured out how to leave his cage. Of course, it was a trick he wanted to keep secret, so he went back to his cage and locked it up neatly. None of the other animals did anything to share his secret. Gradually, he made friends and invited them to leave their cages at night.

When it became clear that Duncan would be going to a new home the next day, he wanted to share his good fortune with all the animals. So, he broke into the most delicious food he could find. Being a monkey, he knew that the most efficient delivery system involved flinging.

12 responses to “Food Fight Challenge

  1. THWAP. The first to get served was Madame FiFi. “Fabulous. I’m sure they don’t have a beautician here,” said Fifi as she lap-lap-lapped the food from her ears as daintily as she could. She took a pawful of the gruel and flung it back at Duncan in thanks.

  2. But Duncan had turned tossing apple chunks to the pot-bellied pigs and didn’t see the gruel coming. SQUIPFT! Landed smack dab on his behind throwing him arms flailing into the corn feed – ACHOO!

  3. Mary Flynn says:

    Ping, Ping Ping corn feed bounced off the metal cages, all the critters Skittered across the floor to gobble it up. Duncan reached into a barrel…

  4. PING PING PING corn rained down on all the cages. The hamster, running on his wheel, accidentally shot some at…

  5. Sue Poduska says:

    carrots out of his dish. SQUAWK! shouted the parrot, trying to dodge the increasing confusion. He grabbed as many grapes as possible out of the tray and dropped them …

  6. into the fish tank. The sea horse thought it funny, then, using the air hose, he shot those grapes at the sleeping dogs.

  7. SPLOOOT! One of the grapes went INTO a nostril. aaaAAAAchoooooOOOO the grape shot from the dogs nose ricocheted from the ceiling fat and SHOT….

  8. straight into the lion’s mouth. The lion grabbed his throat with its paw. It gagged and gagged. Then it ROARED and ROARED…

  9. The lion said, “Who threw that grape?” He clawed up his steak, aimed, and FLUNG it out over the fake river, hitting the zoo keeper in the back. “Hey,” said the lioness,” that was dinner!” The zoo keeper looked around . . .

  10. trying to find the monkey he and his lions came to bring home. Realizing the only way to get Duncan to trust him was to join in the food flinging, the zoo keeper tossed the steak KADOONK and it landed…

  11. Square at the feet of Pit Masterson, the meanest, snarliest, scariest dude in the shelter. But Pit was a vegetarian, and gagged. So he whizzed the steak towards…

  12. Sue Poduska says:

    Tippy the wildcat, who was very grateful for the meat.

    At that moment, the shelter truck pulled into the driveway, tires squealing. Duncan raced for his cage and locked the door. The seahorse, who hadn’t heard the truck, launched four more grapes. They hit the keeper squarely in the forehead as she opened the door.

    “Hey!” she shouted. “Who threw that grape?”

    Then she saw the carnage. Carrots on the ceiling. Hamster pellets in the sink. Lettuce on the floor.

    By that time, Duncan was snoring in the corner of his cage with no sign he’d ever left. He was ready for his new home.


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